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As a Vice President of the flying Circus, I do solemnly swear the following:

  • Never to uphold laws passed before me, but only those passed by my comrade’s executive order.
  • To clearly remember what day of the week it is when I am speaking.
  • To diligently study 4th grade geography and know where I am when I am speaking.
  • To be concise and to knowingly promise what we cannot deliver to “you all” .

Should I fail in these endeavors, please do not hesitate to pull the chain to flush.

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