As a Vice President of the flying Circus, I do solemnly swear the following:
- Never to uphold laws passed before me, but only those passed by my comrade’s executive order.
- To clearly remember what day of the week it is when I am speaking.
- To diligently study 4th grade geography and know where I am when I am speaking.
- To be concise and to knowingly promise what we cannot deliver to “you all” .
Should I fail in these endeavors, please do not hesitate to pull the chain to flush.